Sunday, May 30, 2010

100 things to do with a corpse

Use #12: Pinata Party


Well Folks Summer is upon us and nothing says party fun like pinatas! Here is an activity that is not only a creative way of using up one of those old corpses you have hanging around (oh, give me a break Uncle Forry would have used that pun), but can be fun for the whole neighborhood.

Naturally the entire corpse can be used, but I find it more festive to replace the limbs with colourful streamers. This not only maintains the festive atmosphere, but also makes it easier for little Johnny to get a good, successful whack on the pinata without being obstructed with a dessicated arm or leg. I recommend removing the lower torso from the pelvis down, maintaining the abdomen to fill with all of the treats and goodies. Some important notes to remember in order to make this a successful and quality pinata are that dried torsos alone are hard and leathery, and not prone to breaking apart in the manner in which you desire. The solution to this is by lightly burning or braising the corpse so as that the dermis is actually somewhat brittle. The alternative however is to use a more recent corps in a state of advanced decay, however this may have a slightly unpleasant aroma, particularly once broken which may have a lingering and generally unappealing effect on the candies contained within.

12 comments:

Meow said...

In a more open minded acceptance of storytelling, I felt the characters lacked any substantial motivation for their actions (curiosity to see if LA actually fell into the ocean perhaps?), the obstacles they faced really brought up no sense of drama or suspense whatsoever. In fact every possible opportunity to inject meaningful conflict into the story (which really is the essence of a story) the characters just ran away with the exception of one scene, and even then that scene concluded with them simply running away and hiding again. Scenes like the cannibal farmhouse really did nothing to progress the movie whatsoever, rather the characters were introduced to the setting for no other reason than having an excuse to show the macabre location, but we already know there are cannibals, so what does showing how they live add to the depth of the story. Now in a book where the the author can make a brief departure to better place the story and add context, that is fine but for a movie with already terrible pacing it is completely pointless and self indulgent of the director. (And that was one of the better parts of the movie).

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